character - Eagle Pennell

character - Lance Harper

character - Game Show Moderator

character - Dean Stockwell

character - Howard

character - Internal Affairs Detective

character - Bill

character - (segment "Take My Life...Please!")

character - Guy Corbin

character - Vice Principal Rusty Thorne

character - Plastic Surgeon (as Jim MacKrell)

character - Josh Turner

character - TV Commentator

character - Lew Landers (WDHB-TV reporter)

character - Voice Over Announcer

character - Larry Hertzog

character - Mandy's Dad

character - Drew

character - Newsman

character - Lew Landers

character - Gloria's Secret Service Agent #2

character - Bruce Manson

character - The Passenger

character - Clay

character - Bud McNair

character - Charlie Wilson

character - Russell

character - Lacey Party Guest

character - Self

character - Self

character - Agent Kirby

character - Agent Larry Robertson